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Minions! We've failed you!Aqua Kyoto bar and restaurant in JapanQuick, let's all head to the boarding gate while we explain.You see, we wrote three lovely posts to entertain you today and then we looked at each other, matching sparkles in our eyes, and said in unison, "Shopping? Shopping." Before we knew it, we were out the door and looking for deals. After finally finding the perfect lampshades

The A-List: "I Love You Up to the Sky" is a Stupid Lyric

"I think a capella means, like, with electricity."Really?That's it?Not that we were expecting an epic, let alone closure, but didn't last night's finale seem a little... we don't know...flaccid? No one seemed particularly committed to the storyline, possibly because none of it made a damn bit of sense, so everyone just bitched at each other, squeezed out a couple of tears and went home. We don't

Crystal Renn for Vogue Paris (NSFW)

Tom Ford and Vogue Paris Editor-in-Chief Carine Roitfeld smoked some Crystal Renn and decided to put an editorial together. Fair warning: it's a button-pusher.Vogue Paris December 2010/January 2011 IssueEditorial: "La Panthère Ose"Photographer: Tom Ford Stylist: Carine RoitfeldOkay, let's start with this: staging a fashion editorial around plastic surgery is kind of brilliant and subversive. We

TFS S2E3: House of Emerald

It's time to consider another name change."House of Emerald" just isn't working for us. It doesn't really evoke the qualities that define this team. We're thinking "House of Tacky," maybe. Or, "House of Really Shitty Fabrics."CESAR:It's weird; Cesar switches teams and suddenly he has no taste or ability to edit himself. He drank the Emerald Kool-Aid apparently. This dress is hideous and if he

In or Out: Olivia Wilde

Earth girls are easy.Olivia Wilde attends the "Tron: Legacy 3D" Press conference at the Ritz Carlton in Tokyo, Japan.Okay, sure. It's a press conference, not a red carpet appearance. Fine, but you're kidding yourself if you think these appearances aren't just as managed and styled as your average film premiere. This outfit, believe it or not, was (or at least should have been) chosen with the

Boardwalk Empire S1E11: Paris Green

"I have lost not one second of sleep over what was done and neither have you."As much as we enjoyed the performances and were intrigued by the directions the plot is going (sort of), we didn't like this episode as a whole and it took a second viewing to figure out why. The writing struck us as both a little lazy and a little impressed with itself. Rewatching the opening shot of Hardeen, brother

In or Out: Kylie Minogue at the Macy's Parade in Chanel

Go and get it, girl!Girl, we know how it is. You hear your agent say "float" and visions of sugarplum (among other kinds) fairies dance in your head wearing tiny silver short-shorts and body paint. You are Kylie Minogue, a goddamn gay icon in your own time. When you do floats, there are rainbow flags and naked men involved. End of story. So imagine your surprise when you found out there would be